stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

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talludde:

Leaked footage of Beorn in the battle of five armies!

talludde:

Leaked footage of Beorn in the battle of five armies!

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thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

(Source: cordjefferson)

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w0nd3rstruck18:

OH GOOD JESUS THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS

w0nd3rstruck18:

OH GOOD JESUS THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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(Source: thorinds)

(Reblogged from anorie)

earthdaily:

While most of my friends are traveling around different places and countries. i’m just here having a tour around my house. 

image

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csharpminor:

Dad jokes with George Harrison.

(Source: mccartneymadness)

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imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.

(Source: annakie)

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